The Music: Lyrics & Lead Sheets: Imagine my Surprise

-- Lyrics:
-- Music:

Chorus:
Imagine my surprise when I find that I'm
Not the kind of gut I wanted to be
Imagine my surprise when I find all this time
that i just saw the man I wanted to see

A little part of me just died when I found myself up on the shelf
Imagine how I tried to find more time and
Rope enough to hang myself

you felt bad that you felt bad and I felt bad I didn't